Which is funnier?

Ok so I woke up early this morning and just sat outside since its relatively warm(40 degrees)

Well when I came in around 6:00 my sister was getting sick, from all the alcohol shes stolen from me.

I was kinda confused as to how I had run out the other night.

Anyways, after I stoped laughing about that, I come in and my cat Opus had smelled up half the house with his morning shit, this too, made my sister sick.

Either way, karmas a bitch.

Moral of this story.

STOP STEALING THE SCOOTERS VODKA DAMMIT!!

GOOD DAY!

-Scooter